This time, it’s the classic big game hunting expedition to Darkest Africa with a holiday twist. What could possibly go wrong?

Quite a lot, actually. Richard Elen narrates.

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Author Megan Engelhardt is short, round, and merry. A lapsed librarian, a displaced farm girl, and a toddler wrangler, she lives an hour away from the Sasquatch Triangle of Ohio. She tweets as @MadMerryMeg.

Narrator Richard Elen is a recording engineer, writer, and designer based in Cambridge, England. He is Technical Director of internet radio station Radio Riel, and co-host/editor of Designing Worlds, a weekly online TV show about design and designers in virtual environments. He also creates marketing materials for clients in the consumer and professional audio fields.

This story first appeared in Zombie Kong, an anthology edited by James Roy Daley, in January of 2012.

Story Music: Infados, Arid Foothills, Long Note Three, Ritual, by Kevin MacLeod

Good Christian Men Rejoice & Carol of the Bells by Jon Sayles

Ambience Backgrounds Costa Rica Jungle Exterior Night Light Bed Of Cicadas With Sound Effects by Pond5

dinosaur – mighty footstep 10 Sound Effects by Pond5

Theme song: Ashes Ashes by Deus Ex Vapore Machina

Osgoode’s Chorus: Walking Along by Kevin MacLeod

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