Whether you are hanging out on the porch and handing out the candy tonight, or sitting inside with the lights out hoping they’ll just go away without egging your windows, we’ve got a special double feature for you. Part One of our Halloween special, so check back later for more. Matt Zophiel and Nonney Constantine narrate.
The Greatest Zombie Story Ever by John Cooper Hamilton
John Cooper Hamilton writes humorous genre fiction, or literary fiction when thinks he can get away with it. His many interests include role playing games, board games, war games, card games, and video games. He lives in Ohio, dividing his time between games and convincing his family to play games. https://johncooperhamilton.com/
Narrator: Matt Zophiel is a carnival ringmaster with a mysterious past. When not narrating bizarre horror tales, he leads the Lost Vegas Nuclear Bombshells in their touring show throughout the atomic wasteland. Anyone wishing to know more about the mysterious Ringmaster should feel free to invent it.
music: In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
The Death Mount’s Rider by Spencer Koelle
Spencer Koelle is a depraved bisexual and pagan idolater. He earns his daily crust doing nonprofit development work. When not screaming into the void, he passes his spare time watching cancelled television series on DVD, coping with mixed feelings about horror movies, and reading short fiction. He supports intersectional feminism and has a very long Graves to Defile list. His website is www.SpencerKoelle.com.
This work was previously published in Issue 56 of Andromeda Spaceways Inflight Magazine.
Narrator: Nonney Constantine is a terminal tomboy who has yet to turn in her backpack for a purse, despite having walked the land for over half a century.
Il Bandito by Ivia
Western Suspense by Patrick Coen
Old Western Saloon Ragtime Theme by Seaport Sound
Gathering Darkness by Kevin MacLeod
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Theme song: Ashes Ashes by Deus Ex Vapore Machina
Osgoode’s Chorus: Cheap Horror by Segno Soundtrack
Osgoode: Kris Law
Princess: Piper McCurdy
Trick or Treaters: Mr. Mac’s kids
Zombie: Kevin Frost
Script: Andrew McCurdy & Kevin Frost
Not Scared At All: Jed Dagger